Toy Review: Evolved Grand Beaded Butterfly Vibe

Hello, My Beauties I hope that everybody has stayed as safe as possible during these really trying times. I have been away because I live in California and we have been through a roller coaster of emotions up in here, so I am currently tucked away in quarantine trying to go out as little as…

Toy Review: Rock Candy Lala Pop

Good Hello, Loves! We’re officially in Christmas and New Year countdown mode and I am knee-deep in tinsel and gift shopping while my blood is basically peppermint mocha at this point. And in all the holiday fervor ya girl has to find a way to wind down at the end of the day, what pray…

Toy Review: Rock Candy Jelly Bean

Hello hello babes! First off I want to give a giant thank you to the awesome people at Rock Candy for sending me some goodies to play with. I was fangirling super hard when the box came in that I forgot to do an unboxing video. I was struggling on whether to make one review…

Toy Review: Colours 5 inch Curve

Hello Hello, beauties! I’m not a massive fan of non-vibrating toys, I’ve tried a couple, but I just can’t seem to get the big deal of them. I’ve always felt that if I wanted a to fuck myself with something that didn’t vibrate I would just use a penis. Oooo how much we change over…

Toy Review: We-Vibe Nova

Hello Hello, beauties! Today I wanted to review a toy that completely blew my expectations, the We-Vibe Nova! First, a little storytime to set the stage I remember watching this toy sit on the shelf for soo long at my old store. I saw people pick up Tango’s like they were a limited release item,…

Toy Review: SVAKOM Nymph

Today I wanted to talk about a toy I got at AVN in Vegas this year. ( Full disclosure I totally paid for this toy because your girl is nowhere cool enough to get toys to review for free….yet I mean a girl can dream right?) Anyway back to it, the toy we will be…

JimmyJane Love Pods: Halo Toy Review

I’m a girl who loves a good, strong cliteral vibe. I’m also a girl who’s hella bougie about my sex toys. Maybe it’s from working at a sex shop for several years or maybe it’s the result of going to close to fifty product trainings. Regardless, when I was introduced to Jimmy Jane’s Love Pods…

Sex Toy Review: Fun Factory Volta

Hello beauties! Today I want to talk to you about a brand new (for me) favorite The Fun Factory Volta. I first saw this baby on Fun Factory’s fabulously curated Instagram and I was hella giddy my hands on it. The Volta is unlike any other Fun Factory that came before it with it’s vibrating…

Love Button (by Evolved) Vibrator Review

  I’ve been a little skeptical of  Evolved Novelties for a cool minute, none of their toys have a deep enough rumble for me. But they’ve expanded their lineup sooo much in such a short amount of time and some of the new pieces looked soo cool.I remember when I first dived into the world…

Ballin On A Budget: External Vibes

One of the most frustrating things I’ve heard from my customers is that they want high quality functions within their budget. And unfortunately it’s almost impossible to find luxury toy quality with a college student price range. So what do most people end up doing? Going for something cheap that breaks a couple of weeks…