Toy Review: Rock Candy Lala Pop

Good Hello, Loves! We’re officially in Christmas and New Year countdown mode and I am knee-deep in tinsel and gift shopping while my blood is basically peppermint mocha at this point. And in all the holiday fervor ya girl has to find a way to wind down at the end of the day, what pray…

Toy Review: Rock Candy Jelly Bean

Hello hello babes! First off I want to give a giant thank you to the awesome people at Rock Candy for sending me some goodies to play with. I was fangirling super hard when the box came in that I forgot to do an unboxing video. I was struggling on whether to make one review…

Toy Review: Colours 5 inch Curve

Hello Hello, beauties! I’m not a massive fan of non-vibrating toys, I’ve tried a couple, but I just can’t seem to get the big deal of them. I’ve always felt that if I wanted a to fuck myself with something that didn’t vibrate I would just use a penis. Oooo how much we change over…

Toy Review: We-Vibe Nova

Hello Hello, beauties! Today I wanted to review a toy that completely blew my expectations, the We-Vibe Nova! First, a little storytime to set the stage I remember watching this toy sit on the shelf for soo long at my old store. I saw people pick up Tango’s like they were a limited release item,…

Toy Review: SVAKOM Nymph

Today I wanted to talk about a toy I got at AVN in Vegas this year. ( Full disclosure I totally paid for this toy because your girl is nowhere cool enough to get toys to review for free….yet I mean a girl can dream right?) Anyway back to it, the toy we will be…

Review: Adam & Eve’s Tantalizer Clit Suction Massager

Let’s say you’ve had a rough day. You’re tired it’s 3 am and you just want to get to sleep, it doesn’t help that your house is in the high 80’s despite the buzzing of a swamp cooler. So you say to yourself  “You know what puts me to sleep real quick? A good orgasm.”…

Let’s Buy a Sex Toy!

“ Sex toys have long since graduated from the floppy rubber things you hide in your bedside table to beautiful works of interactive art.” -Gwyneth Paltrow. Congratulations! So you’ve decided to buy your first sex toy. Maybe you’ve seen Sex and the City or maybe your bff can’t stop talking about how AMAZING hers is….